“Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.” -Warren Miller

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” -Chandler Bing from Friends

“Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.” -Dr. Addison Montgomery from Grey’s Anatomy

“It’s like seasickness. You think you’re gonna die and everybody else thinks it’s funny.” -from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip